Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.
In his sock drawer, you find pictures of
women without bonnets.
Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!"
His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand,
ause the beard ain't listening."
Was recently pulled over for
"trotting under the influence of cottage cheese."
He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
(For those who don't know, the Amish are a very traditional
people who live without the trappings of modern American
life, with their culture based in agriculture and still
using horses for plowing and transportation.)
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