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1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
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Ok, now for the amusing part :)
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Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered...
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1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
Today and Tomorrow."
2. There are 12 seconds in a year."
3. God has two first names: Andy and Howard."
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Saint Peter said, "OK I'll buy Today and Tomorrow, even though
it's not the answer I expected, your answer is correct.
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But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and why did you ever
think that God's first name was either Andy or Howard?"
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Forrest responded,
"Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
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OK, I give," said Saint Peter,
"But what about the God's first name stuff?"
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Forrest said, "Well, from the song...
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me,
Andy tells me I am his own...?
...and the prayer...
Our Father who art in Heaven Howard be thy name...."
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Saint Peter let him in without further ado.
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