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1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations
number one health problem.
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2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
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3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
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4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
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5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
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6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
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7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
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8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
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9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
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10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.
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