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One day a woman came up to her husband
and told him that the TV was broken
and she was missing her shows.
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"Does it say cable repairman anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
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"No," she said.
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A few minutes later she came back and told him
that the porch was breaking and it was dangerous.
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"Does it say carpenter anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
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"No," she said again.
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A few minutes later she came back and
told him the toilet was backed up.
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"Does it say plumber anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
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"No," she replied.
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A couple of days later he went on a
buisness trip. When he came back
he asked how things had been.
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"Well," she said, "our neighboor down the street came over and
fixed our TV, repaired our porch, and unclogged our pipes."
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"What did he ask for in payment?" he wondered.
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"All he asked for was a chocolate cake or a kiss," she told him.
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"What did you do?" he asked.
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She looked at him smugly and said:
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"Do you see Betty Crocker written anywhere on my forehead?"
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