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I clean the house every other day. Today is the other day!
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So this isn't Home Sweet Home...Adjust!
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Ring bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!
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If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
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I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
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My house was clean last week. Too bad you missed it!
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A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
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I came. I saw. I decided to order take out.
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If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.
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Apology. Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down,
converse. It doesn't always look like this. Some days it's even worse.
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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
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Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
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If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat out.
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My next house will have no kitchen...just vending machines.
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