A man traveling by plane was in urgent
need of a restroom facility,
but each time he tried, it was occupied.
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The flight attendant, aware of his predicament,
suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but
cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
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When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper
roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
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Making the mistake so many men make of not
listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said
when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button, and
immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water
sprayed onto his bare bottom.
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He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button,
and body temperature Warm Air blew across his
wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
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"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so
long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation.
A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him
and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he
reached out for the ATR button.
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When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off.
Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He
explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in
the ladies room on the plane. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must
have been having a great time until you pushed the
Automatic Tampon Removal button."
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