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The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a
dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who
cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
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After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of
old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
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He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in
the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts
and sighed with relief.
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The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward
and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said:
"You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds."
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"Impossible", said the embarrassed man.
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"You really know what I think?"
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"Yes."
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The lady replied,
"Right now, I bet you think that the
bucket you're holding has a bottom."
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