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I will NOT cancel my membership at the
gym. As soon as I remember how to get
there, I'll go every single day.
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I will stop using my treadmill as an extra
closet (oooh, so that's where that blouse
went!) and use it for the purpose for
which it was designed, as soon as
I remember what that is...
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I will find those dumbbells I bought last year
(maybe they're under the closet...er...treadmill)
and use them for more than paperweights.
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I will not sneer at the aerobics instructor and his or her ultra-perky
voice and fat-less body. Rather I will use him or her as motivation.
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I will get up every morning at 5:00 a.m. to exercise
instead of waiting until after work when I inevitably
will find a reason not to go to the gym.
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I will NOT eat anymore sweets at work, no matter who's
birthday is or how good that chocolate cake looks.
Heck, I'll just cut sweets totally out of my diet!
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I will cook a healthy dinner each and every night and calculate my
calories so I know exactly what I'm eating. I will begin using
tofu and making my own rice.
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I will do a hundred push-ups a day...
no, TWO hundred! Yeah right! Then
I'll join the Olympics right?
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I will stop consumption of all alcoholic beverages
...as soon as I finish this beer.
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I will strengthen my relationships by getting
my friends/family to exercise with me
(as soon as they stop laughing).
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How are your New Year's Resolutions so far?
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